The most romantic day of the year is right around the corner, so this year, we’ve invited two supernatural storytellers to help us all celebrate Paranormal Valentine’s Day. Gena Showalter and Jill Monroe have teamed up to create the perfect read for the holiday: DATING THE UNDEAD (available now from Harlequin). “This unique guide to dating the undead is formatted just like your favorite magazine… with a paranormal edge. “Dating the Undead” includes tips for dating an immortal, beauty secrets to look eternally fresh, fun quizzes, recipes (including some killer cocktails), tons of photos, and plenty of other fun (and sometimes humorous) articles. The magazine also features ghoulish ads for brands like Coffin Klein, Vladimir’s Secret, G’Oréal, Rot Pockets, Jimmy Chew, Got Bludd?, and many others. Haven’t heard of these brands? Maybe your undead friends have.” Julia’s review is coming soon (she emailed me the day she got it to gloat about how ‘fabulous’ it was), but we’ve got a little taste for you in the form of the Top 10 Pick Up Lines You Might Hear from an Immortal & a chance to win DATING THE UNDEAD.
You can read all the previous Top 10 Lists HERE
Top 10 Pick Up Lines You Might Hear from an Immortal
by
Gena Showalter & Jill Monroe
- Is It Hot In This Dungeon Or Is It You?
- The Moon Isn’t Full Tonight, But I Bet I Can Make You Howl
- I’m Happy Angels Know CPR, Because You Take My Breath Away
- Excuse Me Sexy, You’re So Hot I Think You Stole My Fire
- Baby, Forget Tonight, Let Me Bite You And We Could Block Out Forever
- I Have An Eternity And I’d Love To Spend It With You
- I Know I Don’t Have A Chance, But I Just Wanted To Have A Conversation With Another Angel
- Do You Taste As Good As You Look?
- You’re So Hot When I Look At You I Start To Burn
- I’m Not Cold, I Just Need You To Warm Me Up
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Giveaway provided by Planned Television Arts
One copy of DATING THE UNDEAD by Gena Showalter and Jill Monroe
Available now from Harlequin
Description:
They’re Drop-Dead Handsome—and We’re Not Kidding!
Welcome to the first and only magazine devoted to loving the immortal man in all of his furry, feathery, fiery glory. As always, this month’s issue is a forbidden-fruit salad of features, fiction, fashion, and more, including:
- Blood Stains on His Collar, Doritos in His Bed: Is Your Immortal Just a Little Bit…Immoral?
- A Kiss is Not Just a Kiss: Immortals We Crave Divulge Their Lip-smacking Turn-ons
- Off the Set with the Real Vampires of Vegas: Your Favorite AfterLifetime TV Vamps Let Their Hair Down
- Killer Cocktails to Slay Your Dragon, Slake Your Vampire, or Singe Your Angel
Plus your favorite columns and departments:
- Ask Gabrielle: Angelic Etiquette for Modern Gals and Ghouls
- A View from a Guy: Zombie Jack’s Turn
- Undead and Well-Read: What’s Hot Between the Covers This Month
- Angel in the Kitchen: Heavenly Dishes That Don’t Take an Eternity to Prepare
There’s even a page-turning, strange-but-true paranormal romance that’ll keep you up all day! Don’t get caught UNDEAD without it!
Read an excerpt|Review coming soon!
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He would have alot of time to accumulate experience and knowledge to share. That would be amazing!
ReplyDeleteI agree with Laurie. Being immortal he SHOULD be able to get it right if you know what I mean ;).
ReplyDeleteBetween what he could show me and what he could teach me it would be awesome. Also what you see would be what ya get, you would have to wonder what he was going to look like when he got older lol. Shallow I know but true!
ReplyDeleteYou wouldn't have to worry if he knew what he was doing or not! He would have had years to get it right! ;)
ReplyDeleteum...based on everything I've read...the sex! ;) come on, everyone is thinking the same thing. thanks!
ReplyDeleteI see the comments have taken a sexual turn. But what about his mind? He would have seen history in the making! I bet there would be some really amazing stories not printed in books.
ReplyDeleteCongrats on the new release! Thanks for the great post and giveaway! I think a benefit for dating an immortal man is that he'd know how to cook! He'd have had enough time to learn. I can't/won't/been banned from cooking so that's one thing I admire in a man.
ReplyDeleteAn immortal man would have alot of knowledge and experience and could teach you alot of things in the bedroom and out of it lol. Tore923@aol.com
ReplyDeleteYup, I've got to go with what everyone else has said. Lots of time to gain very USEFUL knowledge. You know he'll be hot, so knowing he way around the bedroom is a given!
ReplyDeleteTotally agree with everyone else - years of experience would be a huge plus!
ReplyDeleteI can count more Pro's with an Immortal man than con's. That's for sure. Thanks for the chance to win!!! I've wanted this sooo bad. DeAnna Schultz
ReplyDeleteHe'd never get old:)
ReplyDeleteDefinitely his knowledge of the world.
ReplyDeleteI would have to say all that knowledge and experience. I would hope that I would be smart enough to take it when offered.
ReplyDeleteThe best thing would be the the fact that I would hope he is well versed in the world, I would be able to have a decent conversation, maybe with someone who actually witnessed some of the history first hand. Of course the ageless thing would be a plus!
ReplyDeleteHis knowledge and experience of the world!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI would like to think that stamina and experience would be a big plus! I am also way sure that he could teach me a few things **Grin**. Thanks for the terrific giveaway. I have always loved the banter between Jill & Gena. It's fun to see them do a book together.
ReplyDeleteWell, after living all that time he would have some great stories to share of things he had seen and experienced. And after all that time, he should be mature and know how to treat women.
ReplyDeleteHe'd have lots of experience and know how to please a woman and have lots of stamina :)
ReplyDeleteHe would never die.
ReplyDeleteHe would have experience on knowing how to decipher women and he wouldn't spend time on stupid fights, inconsequential things.
ReplyDeleteI'd have to say that he would never die, and hopefully could make me immortal with him so we would have an eternity together.
ReplyDeletehis experince in doing it 4 ages lol
ReplyDeleteand knowing the world
The best part about loving an immortal man? That would be that there would be limited risk of him dying before me! Of course, that gives him the advantage if he is older because he has so much more experience and life lessons learned.
ReplyDeleteThe chance to be together forever and never have to deal with the heartache of never being with him ever.
ReplyDeletei guess the best thing is that they wouldn't die on you. but it's a catch 22 because you would grow old and be so much more vulnerable then them. plus they would probably just be really smart and know a lot from having lived so long.
ReplyDeleteThe best thing would be that I would get to love him forever (provided I was immortal as well).
ReplyDeleteI think it would be how safe I feel. He's been through a lot of dangerous experiences and likely knows how to protect me.
ReplyDeleteThey would love you forever and as long as I am immortal also I could love him forever too.
ReplyDeleteI guess in all honestly the sex and to be able to be in love with him forever. (I am guessing I am immortal as well) ^__^
ReplyDelete- Beckie @ Bittersweet Enchantment
I guess knowing that he would never leave you in death.
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