It’s the last Friday of the month which means it’s time to check out what we’re going to be reading next month in:
View all the previous Hot Off The Press posts here.
There are few changes to the Hot Off The Press posts that I want to point out. After the overwhelming majority of you who took our feedback poll (which is still open) asked for links to Amazon, all the titles will now have links to buy from both Book Depository & Amazon. I’m also thinking about moving these posts to the last day of the moth. Let me know if you would prefer that or when you would like to see these posts.
Once again my slightly homicidal TBR Pile and I had words. Here is a snippet from our conversation last night:
My TBR Pile: Hello Evil One
Me: I wish you would stop calling me that. And how long have you been there?
My TBR Pile: The whole time. I’ve been watching you.
Me: Well, cut it out. It’s creepy.
My TBR Pile: And how do you think I feel? Watching you work on that…thing.
Me: You don’t have feelings. You are my to be read pile.
My TBR Pile: I have more feelings than you even suspect. More than you can imagine.
Me: [Silence]
My TBR Pile: Are you frightened?
Me: No, I’m tired. Do you have any idea how long these Hot Off The Press posts take to do?
My TBR Pile: I’m fully versed on the subject.
Me: Yeah, I guess you are.
My TBR Pile: Is that all you have to say to me? Imagine if you’d just caught me cleaning my gun for the past few hours.
Me: That is not even remotely the same thing…wait do you have a gun?
My TBR Pile: Ah, now you’re frightened. Good.
Me: You didn’t answer my question.
My TBR Pile: Then we are both unsatisfied.
Me: Fine. I’ll tell you everything. There are 68 new paranormal releases in September and to be completely honest, I plan on reading a lot of them.
My TBR Pile: How many is a lot?
Me: Do you really want to know?
My TBR Pile: Better the devil you know…
Me: Fine. This will tell you everything you know and want to know.
My TBR Pile: You greedy, gluttonous—
Me: Go ahead. It’s not like you haven’t said it before.
My TBR Pile: I’d watch myself if I were you. You wouldn’t want be found dead one morning crushed under your own toppled bookcases.
Me: Are you threatening me?
My TBR Pile: Freak accidents happen all the time. Consider it a friendly warning.
Me: You’re really sick, you know that?
My TBR Pile: I’m sick? I’m sick? You don’t get it! You’ll never understand what I go through for you every month. You don’t even care what I suffer for your pleasure.
Me: I care. I do. You are a very good TBR pile. Really. When you’re not trying to kill me.
My TBR Pile: Rest assured, if I wanted you dead, we wouldn’t be having this conversation.
Me: Then what do you want?
My TBR Pile: I think you know.
Me: We’re not talking about this any more.
My TBR Pile: That’s right. Run away. But you’ll be back. You always come back. Because I’m the only one who has what you need.
