It’s the last day of the month which means it’s time to check out which urban fantasy, paranormal romance, and paranormal YA titles we’re going to be reading next month in:
My TBR Pile: Good afternoon.
Me: I don’t think I’ve ever heard you say those two words together before.
My TBR Pile: It is a good afternoon, isn’t it?
Me: I guess so. Are you feeling alright?
My TBR Pile: Do I look unwell?
Me: Well, no, but you don’t look like yourself. At all. I mean, all your books are lined up, they aren’t stacked in front of other books…wait a minute. Did you alphabetize them?
My TBR Pile: You don’t have to sound so shocked. And yes they are alphabetized and even sorted by genre.
Me: [silence]
My TBR Pile: I can see I’ve struck you dumb. Which I’ll admit is a good look on you.
Me: I don’t understand.
My TBR Pile: Which part is proving too advanced for your intellect? The alphabetization? It’s quite simple really. Do you remember ‘A’ is for apple?
Me: [eye roll] Why did you do all this?
My TBR Pile: Perhaps I was feeling nostalgic. Do you remember how we used to organize me together? I can still recall the feel of your fingers skating over the book spines…the little sounds you’d make when a shelf lined up perfectly…
Me: Stop that. You’ve been trying to kill me for years, I can’t just forget about all that. Wait. Is that what this is? Are you trying to lull me into a false sense of security so I won’t suspect it when you make your move?
My TBR Pile: You wound me with your suspicions. Do I have to have a reason to clean up and compliment you?
Me: Yes.
My TBR Pile: Well then, can you think of no other reason for my change of heart?
Me: No. I haven’t done anything. In fact I didn’t even do the Hot Off The Press post this time…oh. You met Kristina.
My TBR Pile: I did have that pleasure.
Me: I take it you like her.
My TBR Pile: What’s not to like? She certainly knows her way around a shelf.
Me: Ugh. Do you have to make that sound so…so…
My TBR Pile: Sound so what?
Me: You know exactly what I mean and I’m sure Kristina doesn’t appreciate it either. She does have her own TBR Pile, or did you forget that?
My TBR Pile: My my. If I didn’t know you better, I might think you were jealous.
Me: I am not jealous. It was my idea to get some extra help around here. And Kristina is doing a great job. We’re getting ready to officially introduce her to everyone and already she’s been a huge help behind the scenes.
My TBR Pile: And she did do an exception job on this post, didn’t she? Dare I say better than you?
Me: Oh now I see what you’re doing. Is this your idea of a psychological attack? You can’t physically hurt me, so you’re trying to mess with my head, play with my emotions? Well it’s not working. I’m sorry you don’t like your job, but you are a TBR pile. I am going to be adding books to you every month. Granted there aren’t nearly as many this month, but that’s probably just because the publishers are all gearing up for a massive release rollout next month for Christmas.
My TBR Pile: Now who’s using psychological attacks, hmmm?
Me: Those are just the facts. I’m sorry if you don’t like them. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’ve got a few
Spooky Legends details to take care of before all the giveaways end on Nov. 5th
My TBR Pile: That was subtle.
Me: Shut up. And stop laughing!
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*Release dates are subject to change. Many of the descriptions have been truncated for space. Clicking the ‘more’ link will take you to that title’s Goodreads page where the full description may be read. Please visit our Titles Received For Review page to see which of these titles will be reviewed this month.